HAPPY WORLD AIDS DAY!

In other news, the Glorious Leader, Kim Jong-il has taken steps to ensure that there is no instance of AIDS in the communist paradise known as North Korea.

Kim Jong-il has devised a simple scheme to ensure that AIDS does not gain a foothold in his country. This is a method similar to that used by Ahmadinejad in Iran, and whateverthefuckhisnameis in pre-September 11th Afghanistan. It is inexpensive, and works 100% of the time. It is even better than abstinence programs, and is likely coming to an Islamic country in your neck of the woods.

In the Muslim world, the treatment method involves heavy equipment and stout timbers. In North Korea, the treatment method is more varied, but still successful.

In other words, all of the homosexuals are killed. Deader than Neil Patrick Harris's career.

But, there is no AIDS, so it's a trade-off.

Kim Jong-il: "Okay, it is World AIDS DAY. We have no AIDS in North Korea. We kill all of the homosexuals, so we don't have to spend money on AIDS treatments. Of course, with no homosexuals, we have no AIDS, but everyone dresses like me because there are no designers. I remember killing the North Korean Perry Ellis. [Laughs heartily.] And we have no entertainment industry, save for the public executions of the homosexuals, but we have no AIDS. Oh, and because I have ordered all of the homosexuals to be executed--to prevent AIDS--everyone has a hairstyle like me. Mainly because we have no hairdressers."

Just think about that next time someone tells you that the United States government is wrong for trying to impose its morals on other countries; or, the next time that cowboy, President Bush, talks about an "Axis of Evil."