Monday, December 11, 2006

And The Number One Toy For Children In Beirut This Holiday Season...

The AK-47
Cartridge 7.62 × 39 mm
Action Gas-operated, rotating bolt
Rate of fire 600 rounds/min
Muzzle velocity 710 m/s (~2,330 ft/s)
Effective range 300 m (330 yd)
Feed system 30-round detachable box; compatible w/ RPK 40-round box, 75-round drum magazine.
Sights Adjustable iron sights, optional mount required for optical sights

Better than the number two toy (Do It Yourself Suicide Bomber Kit (virgins not included)) or the number three toy (American Flag Burning Kit, by Hasbro).

Sweet. Effing sweet.

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