Birth Control For Women Who Hate To Swallow

There is a joke there, somewhere. I heard last night that the FDA has finally approved a contraceptive pill that can be chewed, like gum, to encourage women who hate to swallow...pills...to take their birth control.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3475869/

This is the height of laziness.

And it brings me to one of my favourite one liners:

Q: Did you hear about the woman who missed two chances to get pregnant?

A: She blew both of them.