Saturday, April 26, 2008

Where is Al Sharpton when you need him?

More Proof Of A Racist America...

Black dogs are more likely to be euthanised than lighter-coloured dogs. This is because of the inherent racism of America's white folk. And, because most people, when they go to adopt a hound, choose small, cute, white (or light-coloured) dogs.

People are, not surprisingly, afraid of big, scary, black dogs.

Strangely, Senator B. Hussein Obama's maternal grandmother--the one that he called a racist--owned Yellow Labrador Retrievers because they were "less frightening" than Black Labs.

The Reverend Jeremiah Wright remarked that, "This is proof that AmeriKKKa is still a racist country. A country where all dogs are not created equal."

He went on to say that, "[T]he U.S. Government invented fleas and heartworm to wipe out black dogs."

Someone call the Reverend!

Or, the NAACP (the National Association for the Advancement of Coloured Pooches).

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

It's Tax Day + One

We Are The Internal Revenue Service...
Up Your Ass Since 1862!

And, best of all, many of the Bush Tax Cuts are set to expire in the next year or so. The Democrat Congress won't make them permanent (because they benefit rich and poor alike), effectively giving everyone a big, fat tax increase. Of course, the late William F. Buckley hit the nail on the head when he said that he "...would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word ‘fair’ in connection with income tax policies."

Just what we need. (Electrocution, not fairness.)

Because, as former President, William J. Clinton once noted...

"...[We] can not give you a tax cut, because you might not spend it right."

Saturday, April 12, 2008

How big is it?

Hillary!'s Ass (And My Ego) Are This Big...

Notwithstanding that, Hillary! is hanging on for dear life, watching her lead in Pennsylvania shrink; watching her lead over Senator J. Sidney McCain shrink; watching her fund raising machine sputter.

The only thing keeping her around (aside from her husband's ego and her sense of entitlement) is the fact that Senator B. Hussein Obama is running a campaign that is (right now) so inept and devoid of substance that he is sliding in the polls. (Thank you, Reverend Wright.)

But, at least the media are starting to examine the Holy One; and, Hillary! continues to battle, so the fun will continue.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Weep for the future...

The Drinking Age Is 21...

You have to be 18 to vote, and to drive (in some states). 18 to get married (unless you live in Arkansas), and 17 to enlist in the Armed Forces of the United States of America.

We don't trust mere children to drink responsibly; or, to drive safely; or, to carry firearms.

Mainly, because they are children, and we know that they do not have the life experience and maturity to make difficult decisions.

So, why in the name of all that is holy would we trust our little darlings with our choice for the most important post in the world?

Kids for Obama?

I don't trust my 16 year old niece for anything other than programming my cell phone and which movies to see. I sure as hell will not trust her to help me cast my vote in November. And, if you are wise, you will make your own decisions as to the Presidential election. Let the kids decide who to vote off American Idol.

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Como Esta, Bitches!

...You'd Still Be In Your Own Third World Hell-Hole Once You Swam Across The Rio Grande!

The fine Svenskas who make Absolut Vodka are running the above advertisement south of the border. Fine, because it is edgy, as are many Absolut ads.

I just wonder how many Mexicans would buy vodka from the Country of Sweden if, in that Absolut world, running, jumping and swimming wouldn't get them out of Mexico.

And, I wonder how many Americans are going to drink Absolut from this day forward.

Truly, the claim that the United States stole Alta California from Mexico is Bravo Sierra. After its independence from Spain, the fledgling government of Mexico was bankrupt, corrupt, and unable to govern such an expansive area. In order to try to stabilise the lawless northern territories, a few hundred American families were allowed to settle what is now known as Texas.

Subsequent immigration created an English-speaking majority in Texas, and soon, the Republic of Texas was formed, in 1836. After losses at the Alamo (remember it, damnit!) and Goliad, the Texans were on their heels. However, at the battle of San Jacinto, the Texans captured the Mexican General Santa Anna, and ransomed him at the cost of the Treaties of Velasco.

Then, there was some political wrangling, the Mexican-American War (which we won), and some more political wrangling. Contemporaneously, the corrupt Mexican government remained corrupt.

The end result: Mexico believes we stole their land and tarnished their honour. That is why, apparently, hundreds (or thousands) of Mexican criminals cross the northern border every day. And, for those of you who are now getting pissy at the pronouncement that Mexican criminals are crossing the border, remember that by virtue of their illegal crossing, they are breaking the law. Our law.

But, I digress....

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Who's The Hooker and Who's The John?

Hillary!'s Running Mate...

Life was all sunshine and puppies for (Democrat) Michigan Senator, Debbie Stabenow, and her husband, Thomas Athans, as this photograph from the Los Angeles Times shows.

But, that was in 2006.

Now, she learns that Mr. Athans was getting his pipes cleaned by a $150.00 hooker he met at the Residence Inn on Big Beaver Road, in Troy, MI (near Exit 69 on I-75).

So, I was thinking that if Hillary! gets the Democrat nomination, she should grab another scorned woman--Senator Stabenow--as her running mate.

They would get the scorned woman vote, going away; and, would have a pretty good shot at knocking off the other Democrat in the race, Arizona Senator John Sidney McCain, III. And, once elected, their husbands could set off on a Grand Tour of Caligulan proportions.

Of course, this all begs the question of what is wrong with consorting with prostitutes. After all, Mr. Athans is married to one of one hundred whores who serve in the United States Senate. One of the whores who refused to put an end to earmarks.