Too Dumb To Vote...In Broward County, Florida, election workers claim to have seen this stamp, which is worth somewhere north of $150,000.00, affixed to an absentee ballot (which was disqualified because the absentee voter failed to include identification, as is required when voting absentee in Florida).
The offending voter, who wasted their vote, and c.$150,000.00, is a complete and utter moron. Perhaps someone who couldn't figure out the infamous butterfly ballot in 2000? Hmmm?
Voter: "But I wanted to vote for ALGORE. I think I voted for Pat Buchanan by mistake. I have been disenfranchised."
Election Worker: "If you aren't smart enough to read the ballot, then you are not smart enough to vote. And I doubt you know what disenfranchised even means, you dumbass. Why don't you vote absentee next time. That way you can spend hours looking at the ballot before you stuff it into an envelope and mail it using an incredibly rare and expensive stamp that you have tucked away in your dead husband's stamp collection."
Voter: "Okay. Can I have some soup?"
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2 comments:
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
Stewie!
I am going to finish that novel, damnit.
Starting tomorrow.
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