Wednesday, November 29, 2006

I ONLY NEED TO LOSE ANOTHER 105 POUNDS...

I don't know why a riff about penis size should be on top of a picture of Lindsay Lohan, but....

Some urologist was on Oprah and he mentioned that for every thirty five (35 lbs.) pounds of weight a man loses, he gains an inch of penis size. Beyond that, I refuse to comment further, except to say: 1) I was not watching Oprah today; 2) I have never watched Oprah; and, 3) I don't plan on ever watching Oprah.

I did a little research, and discovered that there is some correlation to weight gain (and loss of penis size). The inverse would, therefore, be true.

http://loveandhealth.worldgroups.com/Article.cfm?
Topic=2&SubTopic=18&Article=139

The...um...hell....

Aw, fuck it. We all know size matters, and that's why the diet starts right now.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

it's a bird, it's a plane, no...it's a giant schlong!

9:55 AM
The Lifeguard said...

The weight loss thing is a really good idea for those sporting tiny wangs and a few extra pounds. On the other hand, if you are a lean mean fighting machine, with a 3" dong, you are really...um...screwed.

10:44 AM
Anonymous said...

well, technically, you're probably not screwed..as not too many ladies are going to want a 3" dong...

2:39 PM
The Lifeguard said...

Then there is the joke about the guy who whips out his fully erect 3" wang.

His woman says, "Who the hell do you think that you are going to please with that thing."

Calmly, he says, "Me."

3:01 PM

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