Tuesday, November 07, 2006

This Gives New Meaning to the Term "Highway Patrol"

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/07/pot.burgers.ap/index.html

So the way this goes down, the two officers are blowing a fatty, when one of them says, "Hey, we have drug tests coming up this week." The other says, "Holy cow!"

Since they now have the munchies, they hit on the perfect solution to their dilemma. They reach into their stash of "evidence" and sprinkle a little bit on their Whoppers, then ingest them.

All of a sudden, they feel a little woozy. They rush to the hospital, and explain that the pimply faced fry cook slipped them a little green in their tasty burgers.

Voila!

Apparently no one thought to inquire whether or not it was plausible that Burger King was handing out roach clips and bongs in their Whopper Extra Value Meals.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

cute...funny how nobody else but the 2 cops were served up kind burgers.