Thursday, November 09, 2006

And Yet Jewish Voters Overwhelmingly Supported Democrats...

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/08/D8L92G300.html

Milton Himmelfarb once said that "Jews earn like Episcopalians and vote like Puerto Ricans." This appears to be the case today, given that both the Hispanic vote and the Jewish vote went to the Democrats. This has caused a great deal of concern in the nation of Israel, the longest-surviving democracy in the broader Middle East, a country reliant on American arms sales and financial support, and a country now within range of Iranian ballistic missiles.

Senator Joseph Lieberman (I-CT) was thrown under the bus by his party, who supported the anti-war candidate, Ned Lamont. Lieberman remains the only outspoken non-Republican in the Congress who supports the American military and their work in Iraq. Lieberman understands that a strong Israel is dependent upon a commitment from the United States to tame the Iraqi insurgency, by armed force, if necessary, and to continue the task until Iraq is able to defend itself, or until all of the insurgents are lined up outside of the gates of Paradise, waiting for their virgins (or Virginians).

As an aside, wouldn't it be ironic if Muslim Paradise was like a giant kosher deli, where the soul has to take a number, then wait, then order his virgins.

Butcher/God: "Number Thirteen!"

Ahmed: "Yes, I have number thirteen. I would be pleased to have 42 blondes, 21 brunettes, 3 red heads, and the rest, blacks and...(whispering) Asians."

B/G: "Do you want them thick, or thin?"

Ahmed: "Thin please. Oh, and could I have a slice of cheese for my son, Osama? He was with me when the car blew up."

Anyway, the Israeli people have a reason to be worried, I think; but, only time will tell. A lot depends upon the Democrat commitment to our troops, and to the mission in the Middle East.

2 comments:

Attila said...

Actually, I think it'd be even more appropriate if, before going to the deli, they had to meet the paradisical mohel to get a kosher circumcision. Only the mohel was really old and had Parkinson's so his hands shook like the dickens. And you know the rest...he couldn't aim properly, and then there was really no need for the virgins, after all.

Anonymous said...

Perfect.

The rabbi uses the meat slicer at the deli.

I can hear it now:

Ahmed: "When are you going to serve me?"

Rabbi: "Hold on, it won't be long now." (Get it, it won't be long, now?)

Which reminds me, does the rabbi have insurance? Something like a 2" deductable?