Thursday, November 02, 2006

MASSACHUSETTS' HEADLINES ARE AMERICA'S PUNCHLINES...

Senator John Kerry is a fucktard. Look it up.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fucktard

Thank God he apologised to all of us who weren't smart enough to understand his joke, (in which he omitted all of the important words). If you aren't smart enough to tell a joke to a crowd of college students, you are not smart enough to be a barrista at Starbucks, let alone POTUS. Of course, Long (Face) John ain't all that smart. His grades at Yale were worse than those of President George W. Bush (which might explain why he ended up in Vietnam and President Bush ended up in the Texas Air National Guard, flying F-102s).

2 comments:

The Lifeguard said...

That last comment, by the way, was meant to be a joke. We here at the Jury Pool honour the service of men and women to our country, regardless of their political affiliation.

I personally believe that flying jets in the ANG is just as dangerous (and just as important) as going into battle.

Thanks to all of our soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines who do the most difficult job of all.

Anonymous said...

that was a very politically correct disclaimer...