Friday, November 24, 2006

Another UPenn Graduate?

The insanity continues, as a grandmother blows herself up, injuring three Israeli soldiers. The woman, fearing that her family would put her in an old-age home, decided to strap one on and try to kill a few innocents.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3331878,00.html


Said one of her grandchildren, "we didn't really want grandma living with us because she smelled like...you know...an old person." The upside, of course, is that the Palestinian government will save a buttload of money on eldercare. "Grandma was waiting for surgery, and this will help out a lot, since now we don't have to help her after she gets out of hospital." Ally Ahmadi, the visiting nurse who would have had to attend to grandma was also happy, since now she would have more time to sit around and denigrate Israel and the Great Satan. "I am going to encourage my mother to become a glorious suicide bomber as soon as I get home. She is getting on in years, and is starting to smell like an old person," Ahmadi said. "She really hates Jews. In fact, I really hate Jews," Ahmadi said.

In America, our seniors go to work at Wal-Mart. In Gaza, they go blow themselves up at Wal-Mart (which is to say, at an IDF checkpoint).

What insanity. And what do these old women get in Paradise? 72 virgins? Do they get to become virgins again? Do they have more rights in Paradise?

Golda Meir once said that there will be peace in the Middle East when Muslim mothers love their children more than they hate the Jews. With this abomination, peace appears to be nowhere in sight.

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