Wednesday, November 29, 2006


ROBERT ALTMAN IS DEAD...
AND SADLY, HE CAN PUT TOGETHER A MORE COHERENT STATEMENT THAN CAN LINDSAY LOHAN.
Lindsay Lohan tried to say something smart and significant about the late Robert Altman, but she failed. And we are all dumber for having heard her.
She should keep her mouth shut. Really. That, or get a better writer. No, probably she should just keep her mouth shut. Yeah, just keep the mouth shut.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

eh, old news.

The Lifeguard said...

Yeah, maybe, but still funny. It also gave me the chance to do a dick-size riff over a picture of Lindsay Lohan.