Lumpy Kicks Ass!

Proving once more why the police always get their man, a dumb ass pulls a gun on a guy wearing an NRA cap. Lumpy 1, Kane 0.

http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=39597

There are three indicators that the would-be robber was a complete moron. First, he pulled a .25 on a guy named Lumpy. One has to think that a guy with the name "Lumpy" does not suffer fools gladly because, at some point in his life, he got one too many wedgies and vowed, "Never again."

Second, Lumpy was wearing an NRA cap. This requires no further comment.

Third, he was trying to boost a Ford Focus.

Kane's sentence should include some form of sterilisation. America can't take anymore idiots.