I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE...

With the two most important college football games of the season coming up on Saturday (U of M at OSU and VT at WFU), I was jonesing for some information about the contests. Lo and behold, I saw a story on the Dead Schembechlers, four OSU fans dressed as Woody Allen...I mean Hayes, no less. [Ed. note: Same difference, except Woody Hayes, to my knowledge, never married his daughter.] I began researching these guys, and they are hilarious. Their first video, for wide release, is called "Bomb Ann Arbor Now" and it is fantastic. Think Atomic Cafe meets The Sex Pistols and you will have the general feeling of this production.

A few other thoughts by the Dead Schembechlers: OSU has won 102 of 102 meetings between the schools; (any other outcome was due to the fact that U of M toadies sprayed chemicals over the fans to make them believe that Michigan might have won the game); that Buckeye Football is the predominate force in the universe (they have T-Shirts that say "Michigan Stadium is Shit" on the back); the omnipotence of Woody Allen...Hayes...whatever; and, the fact that you can't spell "SCUM" without UM.

This, however, will be THE GAME.

And, immediately following this tilt, the Hokies roll into Groves Stadium (in beautiful Winston-Salem, North Carolina) to face the 14th ranked Demon Deacons of Wake Forest. Along with Rutgers, the performance of the Deacs is one of the great stories of the 2006 College Football season. Expect Riley Skinner to continue his success (Skinner leads the ACC in QB efficiency) as the Deacs build on their 30-0 blowout of the FSU Seminoles.

Go Deacs!

Oh, and Hail to the Victors!