Don't Try This At Home!

A British guy shoved a firecracker up his butty and lit it, in celebration of Guy Fawkes Day. That is all. I can not even think of what to say about the galactically stupid behaviour of this asshole. Actually, it is kind of funny, in a morbid, bottle- rocket-shot-out-of-your-ass sort of way. One of those things that sounded like a good idea, once, for about 15 seconds. One of those things that, following a lot of tequila, seems like a great thing to videotape. One of those things that, in the morning, leaves you with a terrible hangover and third-degree burns in your poopchute. Nice.