This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for killing, one is for fun.

University of Pennsylvania president, Amy Gutman (who is Jewish, and a complete fucking idiot) gets married, converted, and (presumably beheaded) at a Halloween party at her residence.

The student, Saad Saadi (majoring in Irony) posed with President Gutman just before he went to blow himself up at a nearby Hebrew School. Said Gutmann just before her head was sawn off with a dull kitchen knife, "Praise Allah for letting me see the error of my ways. At least I can die knowing that I will get out of this awful country that tortures the Muslim faithful and kills innocent Iraqis. (gurgle)" [At this point, her husband held her head high, screamed "Allah akbar!" and emptied his AK-47 into the ceiling of the late president's home.]

Saadi then detonated his explosive belt (made using UPenn funds, no less), sending shards of metal and flesh into a roomful of innocent children studying the Torah.

He claimed that he was looking forward to the 72 virgins that he would receive in Paradise.

Seriously, what the fuck is Gutman thinking? I doubt she would be all smiles with someone dressed as Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV), wearing the flowing Klan robes and hat; or with someone in blackface; or someone dressed as Hitler; or, with someone dressed as a US soldier. In fact, there would be some Hate Crime punishment handed down by Gutman and the university. But a suicide bomber, that's just swell. In fact, Gutman should step down as president. Saadi should be punished (or expelled).

First Amendment, yes. Tasteless, definitely. Fucking moron, absolutely.