But, what an asshat. After praising the Maximum Leader, Fidel Castro, Miami Marlins' manager, Ozzie Guillen, has had to face down criticism from Miami's Cuban community for his outrageously stupid remarks.
Guillen admires Castro? What a dumbass. What sort of a fuckwit makes that statement in Miami? Oh, wait. That would be Ozzie Guillen.
The Lifeguard would like to know what Guillen thinks about Hitler, Stalin, fags, and whether Hanley Ramirez will have a monster year.
Actually, The Lifeguard only cares about what Guillen thinks about what happens between the foul lines. The rest? He should just shut the fuck up.