"The Lifeguard? About This Big."
Tim Tebow, the New York Jets phenom, was stunned when he ran into The Lifeguard in the men's room at a swanky event in the Big Apple. He was even more shocked when asked about The Lifeguard, rather than Ashley Madison's challenge to pay $1 million to any woman who can prove that she had sex with Tebow.
The Lifeguard commends Tebow; and, notes the irony that Patriots tight end, Rob Gronkowski would "'F' Tebow to take his virginity." (After which, presumably, there would be only one tight end left in the room.)