Wednesday, April 25, 2012


"The Lifeguard?  About This Big."
Tim Tebow, the New York Jets phenom, was stunned when he ran into The Lifeguard in the men's room at a swanky event in the Big Apple.  He was even more shocked when asked about The Lifeguard, rather than Ashley Madison's challenge to pay $1 million to any woman who can prove that she had sex with Tebow.

The Lifeguard commends Tebow; and, notes the irony that Patriots tight end, Rob Gronkowski would "'F' Tebow to take his virginity."  (After which, presumably, there would be only one tight end left in the room.)

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