Michelle Obama Gets In Touch With Her Roots...
The wife of Illinois Senator (and putative Democrat Presidential Nominee) B. Hussein Obama tries on some authentic African garb.
She selected the outfit for the Oscars, and wore it on the red carpet, where she was praised by the media and the Hollywood elite.
Mrs. Obama chose the dress to show just how proud she is to live in a country where you can wear whatever you want, without fear of scorn and ridicule being heaped upon you by bloggers, Hillary!, or white males from Opp, Alabama.
Said Mrs. Obama, "The dress really accentuates my figure, and I think I look pretty good. As good as Jennifer Garner, though that racist, Gary Busey didn't try to kiss my neck."
Wait a tick.
That is not Michelle Obama. That is Senator B. Hussein Obama.
Fuck it, I am going to re-read Heart of Darkness.