Sunday, January 06, 2008

"I like man-dates."

Watching the Facebook/WMUR Republican debate, on Saturday, January 5th, 2008, was a watershed event. Sort of like the day that the Mitchell Report was published. Or the day that Benazir Bhutto was murdered by some cowardly goat-humper on a martyrdom mission. Or the day that I found out that Britney Spears was an unfit mother.

Former Massachusetts Governor, Willard Mitt Romney, admitted that he was...gasp...a homosexual. Or, at the very least, a metrosexual.

When asked a question by former Senator Fred Thompson (R-Law and Order), Romney said (not once, but twice) that he "[d] man-dates."

Say it ain't so, Mitt. Say it ain't so.


Anonymous said...

oh, it's so. i mean, just look at that hair!

The Lifeguard said...

It is sad to say, but probably the smartest man to seek the presidency in ages, is a tool.

His dismal performance in New Hampshire--in large part because of a New Hampshire disdain for Massholes--and his weak showing in Iowa do little to instill any confidence.

He is an automaton--like Hillary!--and needs to show some emotion, to show his humanity.

Otherwise, McCain will beat him like a pilot in the Hanoi Hilton.

Then, if given the choice between McCain and the Democrat, people will select the Democrat.