Hillary! Says She Can Control Bill

When asked about former-President Bill Clinton's racially insensitive comments, for which she apologised, she indicated that she could "control" him.

Just like she "controlled" him when he was tagging Gennifer Flowers, Juanita Broaddrick, Monica Lewinsky*, Eleanor Mondale (maybe), Barbra Streisand, Sharon Stone, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Catherine Cornelius, or anyone else.

Face it. We all know that Hillary! is going to do a Full Tammy (and stand by her man).

Of course, once she gets in the White House, she is sending him off on a Grand Tour of every Third World shit-hole, where he will be able to (legally) buy Cuban cigars and screw everything with two legs and a pair of X chromosomes.

*According to the Starr Report, cigars and oral sex equal tagging.