Ol' Lemonface Dishes The Dirt...

on her split with country singer, Kenny Chesney. The marriage, which ended in a fraud-based annulment after a mere four months, soon became grist for the rumour mill.

I suspect that it might have had something to do with one of the following reasons:

1) He was prettier than she was;

2) He got tired of waking up next to a woman who looked as though she had sucked a lemon;

3) He was gay;

4) He could not take her speaking in the Bridget Jones voice;

5) He looked better in her knickers and other frilly things than did she; or,

6) All of the above.

I mean really, an annulment based upon fraud? That is pretty hard to get, unless one of the parties was not...um...up front about the reasons for the marriage. You know, like someone didn't say he needed a beard.

When I was studying for the bar exam, I remembered that fraud, along with three other bases for an annulment, were available. The rule for the other three was NIB (Nonage, Incest, Bigamy), and in a pinch, all you had to remember was Jerry Lee Lewis (or, "Great Balls of Fire"), who hit the annulment trifecta by marrying his a) underage b) cousin while c) legally married to another woman. Needless to say, this is not recommended.

In fact, some would say that to hit the AT, one needs to be bugfuck crazy.

In any event, we know that Lemonface and Chesney weren't related, and were both legally free to marry. So, we are left with fraud, which can mean several things, including that Kenny Chesney was not really interested in consummating this relationship.

More fodder for the tabloids....