DIY Plastic Surgery Never Works
In yet another example of do-it-yourself plastic surgery gone awry, this woman claims....
Wait! What? It's former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)?
It wasn't do-it-yourself plastic surgery?
Whoa! And here The Lifeguard thought that this was yet another case of an attention-seeking seventy-something with a syringe full of hot beef fat and a jones for eternal youth.
And, for the record, sunshine, when your enemy (the Republican Party) is in the process of destroying itself (by nominating Newt Gingrich), you never try to stop them. (Unless, you are an attention-seeking seventy-something with botched do-it-yourself plastic surgery.)