The Real Mile High Club
The Lifeguard, upon learning that China is going to start sending its unwanted females into space, has taken the first step in fulfilling his dream of joining the 200 Mile High Club.
The Lifeguard had the physical, took the test, and has been accepted into the Chinese space program. That's right, The Lifeguard is going to be a "taikonaut."
The Lifeguard will be meeting up with the two women selected for taikonaut training next week, where there will be launch and re-entry practice. A lot of practice.
You may feel free to call The Lifeguard by his new Chinese name: Wang Dong.