The Lifeguard Is Going To London!
While Michael Phelps did qualify for his fourth Olympics, The Lifeguard was exceptional in his premier event, the breast stroke.
In fact, The Lifeguard managed to complete the event (with his medley partner, Candace) in a record 2:47.32. With any luck, The Lifeguard will break the elusive three-hour mark this summer, in London.
Maybe Tom Jones will sing the US National Anthem.