*What Would Mitt Do?
President Barack Hussein Obama (who is still not a Muslim and who was still not born in Kenya) "spiked the football" with respect to Osama bin Laden. Obama intimated that Republican contender, Mitt Romney, would not have had the cojones to hunt down bin Laden, and a firestorm ensued.
Romney noted that, "[e]ven Jimmy Carter would have given that order." (Jimmy Carter denied it.)
Said Mitt, "Not only would I have given the order to kill bin Laden, I'd have baptized him into the Mormon Church after he was dead."