Rhymes With Truck
The Lifeguard had no idea...none...that that was how her name was pronounced. Seriously. What are the chances?
In other news, assuming that Ms. Fluke did spend $3,000.00 on birth control (e.g., condoms) over three years in law school, that would equate to her having sex approximately 5.5 times per day for three years. That's 38 times per week. 165 times per month.
That's approaching what The Lifeguard believes to be a normal sexual diet.
So, Sandra, The Lifeguard says, "Respect."