Saturday, May 19, 2007


WHO Are You?
Who, Who, Who, Who?





Just when I thought the entire entertainment world had lost its collective mind (if it ever had one), swooning over Al Gore and Global Climate Change, Roger Daltrey comes along and says something wise--and normal--in regard to the July 7, 2007 Live Earth concert, scheduled for Wembley (and other venues around the world).

"Bollocks to that! The last thing the planet needs is a rock concert," said Daltrey. (Especially one organised by that big fat fuckwit, Al Gore.)

"I can't believe it. Let's burn even more fuel." (All of the beautiful people jetting in, on their Gulfstream Vs and chartered 757s, tooling around in big-ass American SUVs, and burning fossil fuels at a fierce rate.)

"We have problems with global warming, but the questions and the answers are so huge I don't know what a rock concert's ever going to do to help." (Other than make Madonna, and all of these other self-important fucks think that they are better than all of the dimwitted fucks that shelled out two weeks' of salary to hang around with a huge group of hemp-wearing, matted-hair sporting, deodorant-eschewing morons who think that because Al Gore won an Oscar, he actually knows something about Global Climate Change. Hell, he was Vice President of the United States of America and he knows dick about that job.)

"Everybody on this planet at the moment, unless they are living in the deepest rain forest in Brazil, knows about climate change.” (Like, that it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.)

The rocker, who used to sing about my g-generation, added: "My answer is to burn all the fucking oil as quick as possible and then the politicians will have to find a solution.” (Like drilling for oil in ANWR; drilling for natural gas off of the coasts of Florida, the Gulf Coast, and California; and, dropping tariffs on sugar, and other asinine environmental regulations that keep diesel-powered cars out of the marketplace.)

Of course, the beautiful folks seem to be taking Daltrey's advice...as long as it is they that get to burn all of the fucking oil.

2 comments:

Rob said...

Roger Daltrey rocks.

Who can fault a guy who fronted a rock band that was louder than a 747 on take-off (hence Pete Townsend's deafness).

Finally, sanity from a beautiful person.

Rob said...

Oops!

That is Pete Townshend. I can not believe that I misspelled that one. I am a fan of The Who, and have seen them, live, twice. Great band, great show, very loud.