Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Hate Crime

Six Muslims--here illegally, I might add--were arrested for attempting to murder, in cold blood, hundreds of US troops. Since the troops were gay--they were at Fort Dix, NJ, after all--the Muslims should be charged with a hate crime.

What? Fort Dix has nothing to do with...dicks? Ahhhhh.

Oh, then maybe it is a hate crime because the targets were a) not Muslim; and, b) were targeted based upon their race, creed, colour or national origin. (i.e., not Arabs, Africans, Turks. In other words, not Muslims).

But, to call a spade a spade (no pun intended) would be to offend.

Since we are at war--The War Against Terror--these six miscreants should be charged with treason and hanged, until they are not quite dead. Then, drawn, quartered, dismembered, and disemboweled. Finally, their entrails should be burned. (This is, I believe, the appropriate penalty for treason.) We need to get medieval on their asses.

Oh, and score one (more) for profiling.

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