Tuesday, May 22, 2007

If Only He Were A Congressman From Massachusetts...

then all would be forgiven. Unfortunately, Kirk James Hellwig is just a pale and spotty 37 year-old social studies teacher, from Saratoga Springs. On at least three occasions, Hellwig performed oral sex on the 16 year-old student, in his classroom at Columbia High School.

I don't even know what to say.

If the teacher were female, then people (which is to say, "men") would snicker, and say, "What a lucky bastard that 16 year-old was." Since it was a male that was giving the blowjobs, we are offended.

In either instance, it should be considered tragic for the teen, who had his youth and innocence (well, maybe not his innocence) stolen by this predatory douchebag. And for those who might defend Hellwig, because he is a member of a protected class, I say, "Fuck off!"

Gay or straight, men or women--teachers who prey on students are slime balls. They deserve to be locked away, never to see the light of day. Plus, do we want someone as stupid as Hellwig teaching our kids? I mean, hell, the guy isn't smart enough to know that sucking (or fucking) a 16 year-old boy is just plain wrong. How in the name of all that is holy can this fuckwit be competent to teach anything to anyone?

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