Sunday, April 01, 2007


Why?

I am presently in Panama City, Florida, the self-proclaimed "Spring Break Capital of the World."

Please tell me, for the love of all that is holy, why a goth girl goes to a place with a beach...and sunshine...and thousands of people named Kip, and Allie, and any other preppy sounding name that you can imagine.

This is a classic example of a fish...a white fish...being way out of water.

In our next installment, we can discuss why teenagers want to tattoo various body parts (especially sleeve tattoos), have more than 10 visible piercings, or pick fights with people twice their size.

Wait, it is because huge quantities of alcohol are involved.

Never mind.

1 comment:

Rob said...

Best line from one Spring Breaker to another:

Boy (to a girl): "Hey, tell my friend to show you her tits."

Girl (to boy): "Show me your tits!"

Girl (with boy): "Whoo!!!" [As she shows her tits.]