"I Was Out All Night And Didn't Have Time To Change"
When asked about her outfit choice, Secretary of State Hillary! (Clinton) noted that she had been out, partying like a rock star in Los Cabos, Mexico.
"We started out drinking cerveza, and the next thing I knew, I was lined up with a bunch of college girls to do body shots with an American tourist," Mrs. Clinton said. "When I found out it was The Lifeguard, I called Chancellor Merkel on my sat phone and asked for the 411," Clinton remarked.
When asked about The Lifeguard, Clinton held up her hands and said, "It's true. It's true!"
The G20 will never be the same again.