The Lifeguard got that dreaded post card in the mail.
"Congratulations, you have been selected to appear on Thursday, March 6th, 2008, to perform your civic duty. Please appear at the [Shire Town] District Court no later than 8:00am to make sure that nobody drowns in the Jury Pool."
Of course, it is widely believed that the only person who is on a jury is the person who is too stupid to get out of jury duty.
We'll see if that is true.