Friday, June 08, 2007

Better Than Viagra!

Christopher "Morning" Woods, a New York man, bought (and drank) a can of Boost Energy Drink and woke the next day with morning wood that would not subside. Said Woods, "Usually, I have a piss hard-on first thing in the morning, but this was different, strange, magical."

"I went to take a leak, but pissed all over my face," Woods said.

He was ultimately hospitalised for treatment of his severe priapism, and has since had to have surgery on his wang. He has sued Novartis AG for giving him a long-lasting erection.

Funnily enough, Pfizer has made billions for giving men the same thing.

It reminds me of a weekend, many years ago, when my girlfriend, a Lufthansa flight attendant, asked if she and three of her friends could stay with me for the weekend. Hormones raging, I went to the pharmacist and asked for something--anything--that could help me stay aroused all weekend.

He gave me something that he said was potent, advising me to take only a small amount.

I figured if a little was good, then a lot would be great, and I took the entire preparation.

On Monday, I went to see him, asking for some Icy Hot and a bottle of aspirin.

He said, "Christ, if you put Icy Hot on your dick, you will die."

I said, "It's for my elbow. Their flight was cancelled."

But, that is a story for another day.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

uh, yea...

Kate said...

that is the WORST joke i have ever heard.

really. you should be fined for that.

Anonymous said...

i totally agree with Kate!

Rob said...

It is funny. Admit it.

Rob said...

Or, did you once work for Lufthansa? And, was your flight cancelled?

Dawne said...

I thought it was VERY funny!