The Lifeguard Will See You Now
The last two virgins arrived, in hopes of being sacrificed to appease the Mayan gods. (The Lifeguard didn't have the heart to tell them that the end of the world was supposed to be last Friday.)
Fortunately, The Lifeguard has a large package to deliver, and the girls seem game to help with the handling and wrapping of the package. (Don't worry, The Lifeguard will take care of the delivery.)
So, from The Lifeguard's Command Center to yours, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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