WANG HUGE FOR YANKS!
TORRE PULLS WANG
AFTER 6 STRONG INNINGS
WANG DANG THANK YOU,
MAN!
WANG THROWS HARD!
WANG CHUNG!*
TORRE YANKS WANG AND YANKS WIN!
TORRE LEAVES WANG OUT THROUGH SIX
It pains me to say it, but the Yankees won, 8-4 over the fading Tigers of Detroit.
I heard a radio announcer say that Jeter told him that Wang was as awesome as A-Rod.
None of the above was a headline. And Jeter said nothing about A-Rod. He did say he liked Wang.
The PEN IS mightier than the sword.
(I know that this is all really sophomoric; but, it is just plain fun to say the word "WANG." Plus, with the Red Sox finishing--gulp--third in the AL East, there is nothing left to do but make dick jokes about the Yankees.)
* If Chien-Mien Wang ever has a perfect game, I hope and pray that the headline will be this. Literally translated, it means "perfect pitch." (Which begs the question, how does this apply to the eponymous band?)
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
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3 comments:
"it is the fault of the wang"
Don't think I didn't consider that one. Especially if the Yanquis had blown it. That is a great movie, by the way.
Ken Tremendous, of Fire Joe Morgan fame, is now a reader of the Lifeguard. At least of this post.
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