THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS
Tasteless Jokes
Vol. 1, No. 2
If only Nicole had run over O.J., or the Colombian drug lords, she might be alive today. Hell, if she had run over Kato, then she might have gotten the Nobel Prize.
I remember, vividly, coming home from a regatta and seeing the Bronco chase. And within hours of O.J.'s arrest, I had a fax copy of 72 jokes that had been thought up, literally overnight.
Four of my favourites:
Q: How did the police know that Thurman Thomas (Buffalo Bills RB) didn't kill Nicole?
A: Because he would have fumbled the knife.
Q: What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole in heaven?
A: Here are your fucking glasses.
Q: What position will O.J. play on the San Quentin football team?
A: Wide Receiver. Though, he was going to start as a Tight End.
Q: Did you hear about O.J.'s upcoming role in the new Naked Gun movie?
A: It is called Naked Gun 44 1/4: Nordberg Gets the Chair.
So, he's writing a book. Hmmm.
3 comments:
HIL-AR-IOUS (said in voice of Stewart Gilligan Griffin)
I also liked the joke about O.J.'s e-mail address:
http:slash slash.O.J.com
Q: What does O.J. Simpson have that every man wants?
A: A Heisman Trophy and a dead ex-wife.
Or, at least he used to have a Heisman Trophy.
Divorce: Expensive, and worth it.
Or, the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
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