Saturday, April 22, 2006

LAWYER JOKES FOR YOUR ORTHODOX EASTER CELEBRATION

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

A: They both have a one in a million shot at becoming human.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish.

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?

A: Their personalities.
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2 comments:

The Lifeguard said...

We love lawyer jokes here at the "Pool."

I will try to keep you fed with a steady stream of lawyer jokes, lawyer stories, and lawyer rants.

10:59 PM
Christopher King said...

Here's a cartoon for you!

http://christopher-king.blogspot.com/2006/04/this-naacp-case-is-still-cartoon.html

And Rob, please allow me to tell you my best anti-lawyer joke about the young lawyer vs. the old lawyer, putting out. Told it at the law school talent show, got a big chuckle, followed by dead silence.

Peace.

3:05 PM

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