Tuesday, April 25, 2006

GET OUT OF THE JURY POOL!!

Sitting up in the lifeguard stand here at the pool, I realized that I had not eaten all day, so I grabbed a late night sandwich. Now, everyone needs to wait thirty minutes before jumping back into the water.

While you're waiting, here is another of the favorite jokes here at the lifeguard stand.

Two lawyers are walking down the street when a beautiful blonde cuts between them. The first lawyer says to his friend, "Boy, would I like to screw her." The second lawyer says, "Out of what?"

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