Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, speaking at Let's Move Australia Forward Fest, said that "...if The Lifeguard were this big, she'd show him around down under."
And, she'd show him Australia, too.
Which reminds The Lifeguard of a joke.
Q: What do Australia and a 90 year old woman have in common?
A: Everybody knows it's down under, but nobody cares.