New Jersey Nazis? I Hate New Jersey Nazis!
(Or, MoveOn.Org Welcomes Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad To The United States)
A group of ignorant fucktards carved a giant swastika into a cornfield in Mercer County, New Jersey. The discovery was made at the start of Yom Kippur, and is similar to crop swastikas found in 1998 and 1999.
Said Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad from his plane as he flew over the swastika, "I am so pleased to see the warm welcome from the Great Satan."
"I am hopeful that the imperialist dogs of the Great Satan will join me in the eradication of Jews and fags, of which Iran has none," President Ahmadinejad cooed.
The New Jersey State Police continue to investigate.