Saturday, September 08, 2007

Nadine Learns That Being A Bean-Eating, Pot-Smoking Naturist Has Severe Consequences...

Nadine Fortune, a life-long naturist, had just twisted up a fatty and fired up for a few quick hits before her 2:00pm volleyball game. What happened next was the stuff of science fiction, or James Bond.

Much to Fortune's chagrin, the match was still glowing as she squatted to get a little "taste of nature." A pocket of methane, lingering in her small intestine, was released, and was ignited once it hit the glowing stick.

"The next thing I knew, I was flying," said Fortune. "I knew that Northern California Sinsemilla was great, but this was amazing."

And even though she suffered second-degree burns to her anus, she is eager to fire up for another trip.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

hfwtfmf??!! that is oh so wrong, for oh so many reasons.

Anonymous said...

now that's funny

The Lifeguard said...

NASA is looking into this as a cheaper means of getting men (and women) into space.

ICE is looking at this as a deportation method.

Anonymous said...

and she doesn't have a bikini bottom on.

The Lifeguard said...

Yes, she does have a bikini bottom on her bottom. It is flesh-coloured, and very hard to discern.

Either that, or she has a hell of a wax job.

The Lifeguard said...

This is the most popular post ever.

Ever.

The Lifeguard said...

Ever.