Tuesday, July 30, 2013

No shit!

And, Her Name Is Huma Weiner...
Of course, maybe if she did, he wouldn't have to send pictures of his junk to the free world.

In other news, 78% of women in the important 18-26 demographic love Weiner.  Of course, The Lifeguard hears from one of his faithful readers (who has seen the goods) that it is more Vienna Sausage than Kielbasa.  More cocktail frank than bratwurst.

Apparently, size doesn't matter.

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