Miranda Warnings For Terror Suspects?
In his most recent bout of stupidity, the smartest man in the world has ordered that terror suspects captured on the battlefield be read their Miranda rights. You know, like the criminals on Law And Order: Man-Caused Disaster.
Frankly, The Lifeguard agrees.
"You have the right to remain silent...."
Then, shoot the motherfucker so he can't cause any trouble later.
Because dead men tell no tales.