President Barack Hussein Obama Sits And Waits...
for April Fool's Day, hoping that there won't be a big change for Auntie Zeituni, his frail aunt, who is presently living in Boston. In public housing. Oh, and she is an illegal immigrant. Living in public housing. Which is illegal. Like Auntie's immigration status.
Now, riddle me this, Batman. How, in the name of all that is holy does the the President, who is doing all right for himself, let his dear auntie live in public housing?
More to the point, how do the Attorneys Obama let auntie live in this country, illegally, for so long? Didn't the Attorneys Obama believe, as officers of the court, that they had a responsibility to do the right thing and sort her immigration status?
Didn't they know a sharp immigration lawyer? Couldn't they have put in the fix? Governor Blagojevich probably knew someone who could have helped (for a small fee, of course). What has happened to noblesse oblige?
Aw, Hell, who am I kidding. It doesn't matter. No one cares.
Now, if Auntie Z. worked for AIG, she'd already be on a flight back to Grass Hut, Kenya.