T.W.O.T.* Is Dead. Long Live The T.W.O.T.!
The Obama Administration, in an effort to portray a kinder, gentler United States of America, has abandoned the expression, "The War On Terror" in favour of "Tina".
After trying out other terms, President Obama settled on "Tina" because it just sounds "...nicer."
"We want the world to like us, as much as the Mainstream Media likes me," the President said Sunday.
"I tried the '...enduring struggle against terrorism and extremism..." but it had the words 'terrorism' and 'extremism', which makes us all sound like a bunch of witch-hunting, Bush-loving, Republicans," said President Obama.
So, after spending hours with focus groups, and consulting with Operation Pinko, the President chose "Tina."
Said one of the President's closest confidants, "Everyone likes 'Tina.' She's sweet, pleasant, and non-confrontational. What better way to describe our struggle?"
*The War On Terror