The Lifeguard Goes 57 Minutes...*
Lent is here, baby. It began with Ash Wednesday (duh!); and, as usual, The Lifeguard pledged to eschew the use of the word "fuck" for the forty days of Lent. The same pledge that The Lifeguard has made for the last eleven years (because during Lent, one sacrifices that which is important).
Over the last decade (plus one year), The Lifeguard has been pretty consistent, breaking his pledge relatively quickly.
The longest period of time without "fuck" was 26 hours. The shortest, six minutes.
This year, The Lifeguard made it 57 minutes without using the word "fuck."
57 fucking minutes. Pretty fucking pathetic, don't you think?
*Usually, when The Lifeguard says that he has gone 57 minutes, he is talking about a quickie.