Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Berlitz.

I Am A Glutton For Punishment...

I went to...you guessed it...Dunkin' Donuts today. After yet another FUBARed order, I decided to review my past disappointments so that I could put together a comprehensive guide to speaking Dunkinese.

To Get This... Order This...

Coffee Regular Black Coffee, No Sugar

Blueberry Muffin Bacon, Egg and Cheese Sandwich

Bagel With Plain Cream Cheese on the Side Bagel With Veggie Cream Cheese

I am sure that there are other examples of Dunkinese, and The Lifeguard invites you to send them along.

In the meantime, I am going to Starbucks.
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The Lifeguard said...

I think the colour-coding makes the most sense. I fiddled with the layout, but decided that it wasn't really worth anymore of my time...so I just left it alone.

So there.

But, if you need an explanation, to get the item in red, order the item in blue.

Now, leave me alone.

9:19 PM

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