I Am A Glutton For Punishment...
I went to...you guessed it...Dunkin' Donuts today. After yet another FUBARed order, I decided to review my past disappointments so that I could put together a comprehensive guide to speaking Dunkinese.
To Get This... Order This...
Coffee Regular Black Coffee, No Sugar
Blueberry Muffin Bacon, Egg and Cheese Sandwich
Bagel With Plain Cream Cheese on the Side Bagel With Veggie Cream Cheese
I am sure that there are other examples of Dunkinese, and The Lifeguard invites you to send them along.
In the meantime, I am going to Starbucks.