All orders come gift-wrapped in a beautiful organza gift box, along with a card written by our own team of professional greetings-writers. Greetings, such as:
This burqa is blue
Roses are red
With any luck
The infidels will be dead!
Orders over $100.00 get a free Spanish passport and suicide bomber vest.
Call 1-800-Burqa-Gram, now (since the electricity in your Third World shithole is likely to be shut off for the night, soon).