WANG HUGE FOR YANKS!

TORRE PULLS WANG
AFTER 6 STRONG INNINGS

WANG DANG THANK YOU,
MAN!

WANG THROWS HARD!

WANG CHUNG!*

TORRE YANKS WANG AND YANKS WIN!

TORRE LEAVES WANG OUT THROUGH SIX

It pains me to say it, but the Yankees won, 8-4 over the fading Tigers of Detroit.

I heard a radio announcer say that Jeter told him that Wang was as awesome as A-Rod.

None of the above was a headline. And Jeter said nothing about A-Rod. He did say he liked Wang.

The PEN IS mightier than the sword.

(I know that this is all really sophomoric; but, it is just plain fun to say the word "WANG." Plus, with the Red Sox finishing--gulp--third in the AL East, there is nothing left to do but make dick jokes about the Yankees.)

* If Chien-Mien Wang ever has a perfect game, I hope and pray that the headline will be this. Literally translated, it means "perfect pitch." (Which begs the question, how does this apply to the eponymous band?)