IT IS FUNNY...
BUT, OH SO WRONG.
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/
reference/timestopics/people/c/
wilfredo_cordero/index.html?
query=BOSTON%20RED%20
SOX&field=org&match=exact
I was in Court one morning and Cordero was being arraigned. Someone said: "If only his wife had dressed up as a baseball, he wouldn't have been able to hit her."

.273/.330/.428 (AVG/OBP/SLG)

His lifetime stats prove it.